Originally Posted by Jonesy

Of course, you could always use only two cylinders, and simply increase the diameter at the bottom of the secondary. If you didn't make it a pure cylinder, it could wrap around the primary, to save space.

Depending on how tall the device is, you could conceivably get more electricity by having the waterfall turn multiple rotors.

Originally Posted by MintJulep

I've never called Obama "uppity" once. In fact, I didn't even know what it meant at first.

You are lying. Please retract your statement.

Originally Posted by MintJulep

"Uppity little Globama needs to get over it. This ain't the primary anymore."

"Read the definition. Uppity perfectly describes Obama's demeanor."

"Of course. Shame you can't admit Obama is an uppity anti-American."

"He's uppity by definition. Get over it."