Originally Posted by Comicsartist

I opened the door, and there at my feet was a three foot tall purple rabbit with a set of lock picks in hand.
"Well, well, well...What's all this, then?"
The rabbit looked up at me, and muttered something.
"What was that?" I asked.
"I said, 'shit'."
Taken aback, I asked him why.
"Why? How about, here I am, the Easter Bunny, getting ready to leave yummy Cadbury Creme Eggs, and I get caught in the act. The other's will never let me live this down."
"Wait...did you say others?"
"Of course. You don't think that...wait...you thought it was the same rabbit all these years? Anthropomorphic we may be, but we're not immortal. Well, we're almost immortal, but that fucker, Fudd, is dangerous."