Jesus worked a miracle.
He arrived at the courthouse and immediately set to fixing the ceiling. At first glance one might think the ceiling of the room was made of bullet ridden stucco...and...well...one would be right.
Jesus spread his arms and filled all the holes with blinding speed. In a matter of minutes, the ceiling was saved.
Jesus then descended the ladder and went back to Judge Judy. He was eager to try to work things out one more time.
After much smooth talking and promises, Jesus and Judy ended up engaged. Judy was catholic, and therefore needed to be counseled. After three months of counseling, I was shocked to discover that Judy had slept with her priest.
"What the hell are you on about?" Gnome Bastard asked me, staring at me with a bewildered look in his beady gnome eyes.
"I needed an intro."
"For what?!"
"What the hell? What does Judas Priest have to do with us?"
"Eh, just a little associative. Trial, Judge Judy, Judy's Priest, Judas Priest, breaking the law..."
The judge looked at me.
"Yes?" I asked him.
"You're high right now, aren't you."
How does one lie to a figment of his imagination?
"No, sir."
Hell, that was easier than I thought.
(To e continued...)