Originally Posted by grumpygirl

“I had nothing to do with that! The preacher hung himself because his one true love did not love him back. The preacher was in love with the yeti, but the yeti is in love with Jesus. And Jesus loved the preacher, but not the yeti. It was a very tragic love story. Yep, that’s the official story according to my perception of things.”

“By the way, DSR, you and your Builder Brother Chrisb did not make it by the minster last night to repair my wooden Saint Candy Cane statue. I needed it for the festival. Where were you?”