Originally Posted by ericgtr

In the bathroom at work we have 3 urinals side by side with a parition in betweeh them. As I am walking in there, someone else walked in ahead of me and took the middle urinal. So my choices are one to his left and one to his right. I take the one on the right and start pissing away (lots of coffee). He has piss freeze, I hear squirt.. then a pause for like 5 seconds.. then squirt.. then he gave up and bailed. Meanwhile I'm still pissing like a russian race horse.

Moral of this story, if you aren't comfortable pissing right next to someone then take one of the fucking urinals on the end.