Ladies and gentlemen... Your attention please. The management asks that you set all phones to vibrate so as not to miss even a moment of tonight's incredible performance. What you are about to witness will astound your senses and quite possibly drive you mad. It's a performance, nay... An EVENT, unlike any ever presented in this forum nor any other. So sit back and snuggle up to a loved one as our very own Environment Man presents the most effective object lesson in irony in the entire history of the world.
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Originally Posted by Environment Man
I can comprehend anything. There is nothing 'beyond' my comprehend.
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