You say "asshole" like it's a bad thing.
Adam is in the Garden talking with God and queries "God, why did you make Woman so beautiful?" And God says "So you would fall in love with her."
Adam then asks asks "Well then why did you make Her so dumb?"
To this Gods replies "So she would fall in love with
you."
We're all assholes. Get over it. Work through it. And deal with it.