Four U.S. Navy warships were ordered to the cyclone-ravaged nation of Myanmar today, exactly 1875 days after Bush declared "Mission Accomplished" aboard an aircraft carrier while Iraq, and our Constitution burned.
The Shrub insists, of course, that these vessels are simply carrying much needed food and supplies to the Myanmar people. I suppose that after causing the cyclone with his refusal to ratify Kyoto, he can buy their silence with a few crates of Spam. But the Myanmarian government knows better. They're fully aware that Bush's sudden display of altruism is merely a thinly veiled ploy to invade their Socialist Utopia and steal their secrets - such as their wonderful socialized health care system. No doubt Bush also has his eye on their vast, untapped supply of biting gnats, as well as the coveted Yarping Gibbon, whose left testicle is said to be a strong aphrodisiac when ground into a fine powder and mixed with the milk of the Yak. Such a prize would be a perfect wedding gift for his drunk of a slut daughter who will be expected to get crackin' on producing the next heir to the Chimp dynasty, and perhaps one day the White House.
No matter. The Bushes are as bereft of guilt as they are of compassion. I'm sure Jenjen will sleep comfortably in her wedding bed while Bush's battleships rain fire on Myanmar under the guise of "humanitarian relief".
BlameBush!: Bush Orders Warships to Myanmar