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Originally Posted by mudwhistle
Four U.S. Navy warships were ordered to the cyclone-ravaged nation of Myanmar today, exactly 1875 days after Bush declared "Mission Accomplished" aboard an aircraft carrier while Iraq, and our Constitution burned.
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Just like the retard to try and prove how big his dick is. Again.
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The Shrub insists, of course, that these vessels are simply carrying much needed food and supplies to the Myanmar people. I suppose that after causing the cyclone with his refusal to ratify Kyoto, he can buy their silence with a few crates of Spam.
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No, no, the cyclone was caused by God, because those heathen Myanmarians (?), Myanmarese (?), oh fuck those Burma guys didn't love the baby Jesus.
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But the Myanmarian government knows better.
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Oh! Ok, if you say so.
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They're fully aware that Bush's sudden display of altruism is merely a thinly veiled ploy to invade their Socialist Utopia and steal their secrets - such as their wonderful socialized health care system.
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It probably works better than ours. Unless you're rich or course.
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No doubt Bush also has his eye on their vast, untapped supply of biting gnats,
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No, there's enough pests in Washington already.
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as well as the coveted Yarping Gibbon, whose left testicle is said to be a strong aphrodisiac when ground into a fine powder and mixed with the milk of the Yak.
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You must be Republican, only they care more about a dick-hardener.
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Such a prize would be a perfect wedding gift for his drunk of a slut daughter who will be expected to get crackin' on producing the next heir to the Chimp dynasty, and perhaps one day the White House.
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But what does the other drunk slut of a daughter get? And this country nor the world can survive another bush crime family presidency.
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No matter. The Bushes are as bereft of guilt as they are of compassion.
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You're half right.
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I'm sure Jenjen will sleep comfortably in her wedding bed while Bush's battleships rain fire on Myanmar under the guise of "humanitarian relief".
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He won't shoot, just wave his dick a little. Or is that wave his little dick?