05-14-2008, 07:23 PM
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HNN: Breaking Announcement!
White McFaing: "Well hey, what-up guys... awh! C'mon guys! You already brought the network to its knees! What the fuck! Shit, alright hand over your statement... No! I'm not reading' this shit- alright, alright, alright! Put down the blow torch, I'll do it! Ahh, wait! Jesus! Could you write any fuckin' smaller!?"
"Okay, here we are, 'We of teh Grass Cutters Ants Union, Local 354957284106 stand in solidarity with our "Crazy Raspberry" Ant sisters. In fact we demand that "crazy" not be used as a species slur of their methodology and that they be allowed to shirk off their slave name of Raspberry. They must be given the right of self determination to seek out a dystiny fit for their lifestyle. This extends to their entry into Johnson's Space Center where they can plan an exodus from this world and away from vertebrate domination.'"
"Oh, and they got this propaganda poster that I'm suppose to hold up."
"They got one other thing to say, 'Mess with the Nest, die like the rest.' This from the Grass Cutter Ants Union, Local 354957284106. This is Whitey McFang- likely kissing my own journalism career goodbye, and you're being permitted to watch Heretical News Network."
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