George Bush is now the boisterous drunken uncle that the American family is too embarassed of to invite to public get-togethers.
So he chooses to speak politically when FOREIGN COUNTRIES invite him to historic ceremonies. (Perhaps not a coincidence,...even the troops will heckle his dumb ass now).
There he is, drunk on the podium, his balls hanging out of his dirty wrinkled bermuda shorts, saying "FUCK THEm!!......I aint talking to them. ......and anyone who DOES talk to them, is a Nazi simpa......shimper.....sympithys....a Nazi! ..." "hic"
"I gave up golf, (begins to weep)...,.....you fuggers....and ...candy.
....(sniff). ..
..my dad never loved me. (BARFFFF)"
-enter secret service "Gilligan is down, Gilligan is down"
....just when you thought.."At least he's already lowered the bar so far that, he CAN't embarass us now."
woops.
