Duvidoo

Another story ... one morning in September, 19 men from the Middle East managed to abscond with FOUR airliners and fly them (with absolutely no opposition) into three targets of the World's Greatest Superpower (as that nation's Supreme Being listened to children read about goats and other pastoral subjects) ... the fourth airliner was wrestled from the bloody hands of the hijackers by valiant passengers with cellphones who all perished when the aircraft crashed into a field. It was all the work of a certain giant who lived in a cave and was attached to a strange machine (and who had a thing for Whitney Houston). Many years later the giant had still not been brought to justice but it didn't matter because the Supreme Being and his entourage had managed to get everything they had set out to get (including capturing a country that had had absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with the initial event that got this ball to start rolling). And they all (including the evil giant) lived happily ever after.