ImusWallower

i found this hilarious.

http://www.mil-millington.com/


for some reason, i found this one especially funny, maybe because i have experienced similar things

"I eat two-fingered Kit-Kats like I'd eat any other chocolate bars of that size, i.e., without feeling the need to snap them into two individual fingers first. Margret accused me of doing this, 'deliberately to annoy her'."

__________________
"I would have to say Cooper would cost less than Clooney

Cooper looks more feminine and he doesn't seem like he would be an asshole about it." Dan S referring to whom he would go gay for