Originally Posted by chrisbb

i found this hilarious.

http://www.mil-millington.com/


for some reason, i found this one especially funny, maybe because i have experienced similar things

"I eat two-fingered Kit-Kats like I'd eat any other chocolate bars of that size, i.e., without feeling the need to snap them into two individual fingers first. Margret accused me of doing this, 'deliberately to annoy her'."