I believe that Zimmy and Chrisbb have conspired with Eric, or bribed in some way (probably with illegal music downloads) to deprive me of my spell check function!
This is a threat to Teri Security Interests, and the FBI, CIA, and NSA are, as we speak, kicking down doors and knocking heads together!
If any of you are involved in this horrific plot, I suggest you turn yourselves in NOW! You will be found; you will be rousted from your safehouses; and waterboarded until you grow gills!
The long arm of the law knows no bounds! BE AFFRAID! BE VERY AFFRAID!