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Originally Posted by The_Heretic
"Daddy, daddy! Santa's on teh roof! I can hear'em!"
[father looks up at the ceiling] "The hell that's Santa." [then throws open the door and bolts outside. "Hey, mother fucker, what the hell you doin' on my goddamn roof!!"
"Oh, sorry senior, Santa has- what you say, 'labor shortage.'"
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I wonder if my home insurance covers damage done by the sleigh and reindeer?
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