12-20-2007, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by djack
You're quoting a work of fiction to prove a fiction. The bible was put together in the 4th century excluding any and all writings that disagreed with the picture Constantine and the church wanted you to believe. Get a clue. Your invisible man in the sky is a another work of fiction designed to get a tenth of your money without doing anything in return.
Send me 10% and I guarantee you'll go straight to heaven when you die. I'll sign a paper and swear on a stack of bibles. If you don't go to heaven you'll get every penny back. You can't beat a deal like that.
Ask your clergyman if he'll do the same. I'm betting he won't. But I'm offering this deal for a limited time.
Remember that the alternative is burning eternally. No dying and getting it over with.
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Oh mercy. Here we go.
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