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You know what? I want a brood. A fu%$#^ hive. A collective. I see it as a retirement program. When my swarm gets old enough, I won't have to do shit except feed em' and keep clothes on their backs. I'll have one waxing my car while the other is mowing my lawn while the other is scrubbing the floor while the other is weeding the garden and so on and so forth. Besides, kids are kinda fun. I have to admit I like the little bastards. And it's a way to ensure that long after I'm gone there will be a whole slew of kids and grandkids to grow up and be fine young republicans.
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