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Originally Posted by Elliott
Liberals
a.) Use birth control until they have reached a point in their life where they are financially stable, and able to provide for their child
b.) Liberals are far more altruistic than conservatives, and are not afraid, or do not hate children with darker skin, or almond shaped eyes, and are therefore more likely to adopt. A very good decision considering their are far too many children living in poverty without parents, or parents who are able to take care of them
c.) Maybe some of us have just realized, "Why bother" Why bring more children into the world, raise them to respect the earth upon which they live, cherish the resources that bring them sustenance, when 35 miles out of the city, and up into the hills Ervis-Lee the 4 fingered moonshiner decides to give his 400 lb sister, Carly-Lee Meatbeef another belly fruit (who will grow up to vote republican to keep boys from kissing boys even if it goes against their economic interests).
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Well put. My family is from the hills of West Virginia and all of them are Republican except me. Funny, now that they are older and having health problems they complain and bitch about the medical care and insurance companies and still vote Republican. Gee, wasn't it Nixon who came up wih the wonderful HMO's?
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