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Old 12-23-2007, 01:50 PM   #501 (permalink)
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Do you know anything about physics? At all? If Mr. Bodangles had infinite density, you'd be dead. Sucked in by your own manhood. Everything within your Erect Horizon would be dragged in and crushed into the growing black hole. And most importantly, light could not escape it so there would be no way to videorecord it or view it.
You are correct on each point except that it brings pleasure instead of pain:

1) Only satisfied partners have been 'sucked in by [my] manhood.

2) My 'Erect Horizon' has 'crushed' the ones beneath me with pleasure.

3) Not even sound could escape from the screams of joy enjoyed. True.
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