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Originally Posted by gorillamom
doctors usually can sleep when they have down time...and now they have limits on how long a resident can be on call.
they should not be using illegal substances to stay awake..nothing works better than carbs and caffiene anyhow 
that's just flat out ridiculous...I think our policy is if you fail a random one...you get to have a second random one.
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Let me tell you why I failed the UA. I also had blood tests done as well because I have diabetes insipidus, water diabetes. My body flushes every 2 hours when my vasopressin wears off. They put me on methadone for the pain in my back. They watched me take it, an hour later took both blood and urine, didn't detect a thing. My body is in a constant state of flushing, my urine is dilute as is my blood. Now laugh. I will never be able to legally pass a drug test because nothing stays long enough in me to collect in my fat cells.
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Last edited by gorillamom; 12-30-2007 at 01:11 PM.
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