This whole think cracked me up so I decided to find some funny joikin stories,...found this.
http://www.jackinworld.com/library/articles/funny.html
A few of my favs. -
- Another story involved a guy who lived alone driving home from work on his birthday, feeling horny, and deciding to take care of business right there in his car after he had pulled into his garage. As he finished, he realized that he didn't have anything to clean up with, so he waddled with his pants around his ankles from the garage into his kitchen to get a paper towel. As soon as he opened the kitchen door, he saw about 10 of his friends standing in his kitchen, holding a big cake, and yelling, "Surprise! Happy birthday!" Of course, he was beyond embarrassed, and everyone had a good laugh over it. The next year, he arrived home from work, didn't masturbate, went into his kitchen, and found 4 of the guys from the previous year, pants around their ankles and stroking their erections, with a big penis-shaped cake waiting on the table.
- A college guy was on a webcam with his girlfriend, who was across the state at another college. A friend who lived across campus called to say that his PC was down — he wanted this guy to look up some information on the Web. After giving his friend the information, he went down the hall of his dorm without shutting down his PC. Two hours later, he returned, did some reading, and then brought up some erotic pictures and started to masturbate. In a few minutes his phone rang again — it was his girlfriend, who asked him, "Having fun?" He realized with a start that he had forgotten to shut down his webcam.
LOL!