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"Going to a strip club is so simple. The stripper is sexy, has your undivided attention and wants what every low self asteem loser has. They want a dollar! Imagine if that's all it took to make your wife happy. What's wrong dear? 'I'm old and I'm fat!' Sounds like someone needs... A DOLLAR! 'Thankyou Dollar Man.' Imagine goin' through life with a bag of magic bucks." -[The Late But Great] Richard Jeni, A Big Steaming Pile of Me
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 "In space no one can hear you scream. in D.C. it won't matter..." -Clinton Resurrection: The Alien Queen lives!
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