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Last May Dennis Kucinich got the last laugh on us all. He phoned home, and the mothership returned. It turns out Area 51 was nothing more than a secret air base. No alien tech, no space ships. Hanger 18, however, under Kucinich's watchful eye in Wright Pat, was chock full of alien oddities. Amazingly enough, all the little green men looked exactly like Dennis. I say "amazingly enough" and not "oddly enough" because no one found it odd at all. We all thought Dennis was an alien. What amazed us was, yes, there is intelligent life out there, and Kucinich was their king. He now rules Ohio with an iron high chair.
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