Originally Posted by Comicsartist

Many things have changed over the past eight years. Many things have stayed the same. The year was off to a rough start, seeming as President Schwarzenegger promptly added Austria to our territory, and allowed California to cede from the country. California legalized marijuana, but we're still waiting.

Former President George W. Bush is still on the run. He's wanted for treason, war crimes and crimes against sanity. A video was released in June showing Bush and Bin Laden plotting another attack on America. There's debate on whether it's really Bush or not, since his hair looks darker than it used to be.

Dick Cheney had his two-hundredth heart attack, and was burned at the stake on suspicions that he was a Homonucleus, along the lines of Frankenstein's Monster. His last recorded words were, "Fire's bad...Go fuck yourselves."

The violence in the Middle East escalated once again as Iraq, Iran, Pakistan, Afganistan, and Syria formed one big anti-American country called Irakistania. For some reason, eight years later, our troops are still there. The war was finished long ago, but no one has told the soldiers yet. "We will never forget" my ass.

Barrack Obama finally said "fuck it" and joined up with Al-Queda. The main differences between the terrorist group of yesteryear and the new group is: A. This Al-Queda really exists, and B. They gave up their evil ways and now just hand out pamphlets at the airports. They merged with the Hare Krishnas, who found rebirth through Brittney Spears' conversion. Popular opinion says that if they can straighten her out, anything is possible.

That's all for now. I'll try to write again later. That is if Canada doesn't drop the bomb on us again.