Originally Posted by dsolo802

It builds on your campaign slogan:

"Failure is not an option - I promise not to try."

You take a completely hands-off, in fact, totally irresponsible stance. Sitting high in your saddle, you see a chance for engagement and responsible action, and ride stoically into the sunset -- away from it.

Oh, my mother's in St. Louis
And my bride's in Tennessee
So, I'm goin' to Arizona
With a banjo on my knee

I'm the son of the prairie
And the wind that sweeps the plain
So, I'm goin' to Arizona
Just a Rider In The Rain

Cue the Don Henley chorus:

He's a Rider In The Rain
He's a Rider In The Rain
And I'm goin' to Arizona
He's a Rider In The Rain

It's great for the campaign, Wayside. And besides, chicks dig cowboys!