cheapseats

"No chance of an impact." What paltry non-news is THAT, when we've got THIS:

A TEN TON spy satellite has lost power and is falling to earth, per CNN.

It's top-secret, so information about it is classified...sorry.

Except for this: it's 10-and-a-half tons, the size of a small bus, perhaps containing toxic hydrozine (sp) rocket fuel, and will hit earth sometime in late March.

Stay inside, stand in the street, take a trip...take your pick, and best of luck to us.

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