Simpsons Quotes - Page 3

babylonDon · 02-05-2008, 10:33 AM

Bart: Who are those pleasant old men?
Homer: It's BTO. They're Canada's answer to ELP. Their big hit was TCB. That's how we talked in the 70s, we didn't have a moment to spare.

DRS112 · 02-05-2008, 10:34 AM

Homer: Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him

chrisbb · 02-05-2008, 10:40 AM

"Homer, the two of us need look no more.
We both found what we are lookin' for.
With a friend to call my own, I'll never be alone,
And you, my friend, will see, you've got a friend in me."

Fat, white Michael Jackson

DRS112 · 02-05-2008, 10:47 AM

Homer: You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

Chantytown · 02-05-2008, 10:58 AM

"Stand back! I have powers! Political powers!"

chrisbb · 02-05-2008, 11:01 AM

Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy.
Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up.

Ralph: That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun.
Bart: Right, the leprechaun.
Ralph: He told me to burn things.

Comicsartist · 02-05-2008, 11:03 AM

Ralph Wiggum: This tastes like burning.

Comicbook Guy: Best Ralphie Wiggum quote, ever.

Chantytown · 02-05-2008, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Comicsartist

Ralph Wiggum: This tastes like burning.

Comicbook Guy: Best Ralphie Wiggum quote, ever.

I bent my wookie.

Comicsartist · 02-05-2008, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chantytown

I bent my wookie.

...I stand corrected...

chrisbb · 02-05-2008, 11:10 AM

Free Parking will appreciate this. i was looking for the quote by Ralph's leprechaun, when he tells Ralph to "burn them all". i stumbled upon this site, where clearly these people have waaaayyy too much time on their hands and have eaten too much paint in elementary. it is fascinating how stupid people can be

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02-05-2008, 10:33 AM	#21 (permalink)
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02-05-2008, 10:34 AM	#22 (permalink)
DRS112 Administrator Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 6,164 My Mood: Thanks: 67 Thanked 108 Times in 80 Posts	Homer: Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him
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02-05-2008, 10:40 AM	#23 (permalink)
chrisbb Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 4,545 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 65 Thanked 48 Times in 36 Posts	"Homer, the two of us need look no more. We both found what we are lookin' for. With a friend to call my own, I'll never be alone, And you, my friend, will see, you've got a friend in me." Fat, white Michael Jackson
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02-05-2008, 10:47 AM	#24 (permalink)
DRS112 Administrator Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 6,164 My Mood: Thanks: 67 Thanked 108 Times in 80 Posts	Homer: You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
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02-05-2008, 10:58 AM	#25 (permalink)
Chantytown Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 3,419 Thanks: 38 Thanked 117 Times in 56 Posts	"Stand back! I have powers! Political powers!"
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02-05-2008, 11:01 AM	#26 (permalink)
chrisbb Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 4,545 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 65 Thanked 48 Times in 36 Posts	Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl. Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy. Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up. Ralph: That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun. Bart: Right, the leprechaun. Ralph: He told me to burn things.
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02-05-2008, 11:03 AM	#27 (permalink)
Comicsartist Pass that, will ya? Tournaments Won: 8 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: oHIGHo Posts: 7,350 My Mood: Blog Entries: 6 Thanks: 104 Thanked 183 Times in 126 Posts	Ralph Wiggum: This tastes like burning. Comicbook Guy: Best Ralphie Wiggum quote, ever. __________________ The art of a first rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing thoughts in mind at the same time while still retaining the ability to function. -F. Scott Fitzgerald-
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02-05-2008, 11:10 AM	#30 (permalink)
chrisbb Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 4,545 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 65 Thanked 48 Times in 36 Posts	Free Parking will appreciate this. i was looking for the quote by Ralph's leprechaun, when he tells Ralph to "burn them all". i stumbled upon this site, where clearly these people have waaaayyy too much time on their hands and have eaten too much paint in elementary. it is fascinating how stupid people can be Sleep is where Ralph is a Viking \| MetaFilter
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