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cronincal · 01-07-2008, 03:16 PM

your man, ann!

1/ 7/08
10:15 AM
SPLIT!!!!! Ann Coulter and Andrew Stein

Photo: Getty Images

Whenever a longtime celebrity couple breaks up, it causes us to call into question everything we believe about relationships. When Padma Lakshmi and Salman Rushdie broke up, we felt hurt, and confused. It was the same with Sean and Robin Wright Penn. And then today, we read that Norah Jones and her longtime boyfriend and collaborator, Lee Alexander, split up. If they can't work it out, we said to ourselves, then what hope is there for the rest of us? In this sort of climate, we wondered what celebrity couple would be next. Please God, we thought, please don't take Jon Bon Jovi and his high-school sweetheart, Dorothea. But it was even worse. Today, "Page Six" reported the demise of the couple of the century, Ann Coulter and Andrew Stein.

Ever since they were first caught swapping spit at Soho House, Coulter and Stein's relationship was one for the ages. As in all great love stories, the two came from different worlds: He was a former City Council president and Democrat, she was the author of, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans. Coulter gave Stein complexity. Stein gave Coulter a soul. Their heady two-and-a-half-month courtship kept us all in thrall. Why couldn't they work it out? "We split because of irreconcilable differences," Stein told the Post. But really — shouldn't he have known that going in? Who doesn't have irreconcilable differences with Ann Coulter?

anhailla · 01-07-2008, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by cronincal

your man, ann!

1/ 7/08
10:15 AM
SPLIT!!!!! Ann Coulter and Andrew Stein

Photo: Getty Images

Whenever a longtime celebrity couple breaks up, it causes us to call into question everything we believe about relationships. When Padma Lakshmi and Salman Rushdie broke up, we felt hurt, and confused. It was the same with Sean and Robin Wright Penn. And then today, we read that Norah Jones and her longtime boyfriend and collaborator, Lee Alexander, split up. If they can't work it out, we said to ourselves, then what hope is there for the rest of us? In this sort of climate, we wondered what celebrity couple would be next. Please God, we thought, please don't take Jon Bon Jovi and his high-school sweetheart, Dorothea. But it was even worse. Today, "Page Six" reported the demise of the couple of the century, Ann Coulter and Andrew Stein.

Ever since they were first caught swapping spit at Soho House, Coulter and Stein's relationship was one for the ages. As in all great love stories, the two came from different worlds: He was a former City Council president and Democrat, she was the author of, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans. Coulter gave Stein complexity. Stein gave Coulter a soul. Their heady two-and-a-half-month courtship kept us all in thrall. Why couldn't they work it out? "We split because of irreconcilable differences," Stein told the Post. But really — shouldn't he have known that going in? Who doesn't have irreconcilable differences with Ann Coulter?

I am STUNNED....
who knew someone would actually..ummm....errrrr....go out with her?

The Robin and Sean Penn thing actually does bother me a little.

Comicsartist · 01-07-2008, 03:24 PM

BENNIFER!!! We hardly knew ye!

Elliott · 01-07-2008, 03:34 PM

I had little hope for Coulterstein.

cronincal · 01-07-2008, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Elliott

I had little hope for Coulterstein.

yeah, it was doomed from the start. i'll bet ann had a bigger penis, too.

ericgtr · 01-07-2008, 03:45 PM

If you are a man, she would make you sit down to pee at her house.

chrisbb · 01-07-2008, 07:34 PM

i bet he lost that foolish smile when she took off her underwear

TrueBlueAmerican · 01-07-2008, 08:59 PM

I guess Andrew Stein wasnt "a good Jew".

Elliott · 01-07-2008, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by TrueBlueAmerican

I guess Andrew Stein wasnt "a good Jew".

I'm not practicing, but I've never gone near pork.

Rollerball · 01-07-2008, 09:56 PM

if I could cross-thread a little here with the cannibal thread...

Wouldn't you just love to see Ann Coulter's skull? Naked.

(Soup Optional)

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cronincal Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,013 Thanks: 1 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Ooh, Bill! He's Available! your man, ann! 1/ 7/08 10:15 AM SPLIT!!!!! Ann Coulter and Andrew Stein Photo: Getty Images Whenever a longtime celebrity couple breaks up, it causes us to call into question everything we believe about relationships. When Padma Lakshmi and Salman Rushdie broke up, we felt hurt, and confused. It was the same with Sean and Robin Wright Penn. And then today, we read that Norah Jones and her longtime boyfriend and collaborator, Lee Alexander, split up. If they can't work it out, we said to ourselves, then what hope is there for the rest of us? In this sort of climate, we wondered what celebrity couple would be next. Please God, we thought, please don't take Jon Bon Jovi and his high-school sweetheart, Dorothea. But it was even worse. Today, "Page Six" reported the demise of the couple of the century, Ann Coulter and Andrew Stein. Ever since they were first caught swapping spit at Soho House, Coulter and Stein's relationship was one for the ages. As in all great love stories, the two came from different worlds: He was a former City Council president and Democrat, she was the author of, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans. Coulter gave Stein complexity. Stein gave Coulter a soul. Their heady two-and-a-half-month courtship kept us all in thrall. Why couldn't they work it out? "We split because of irreconcilable differences," Stein told the Post. But really — shouldn't he have known that going in? Who doesn't have irreconcilable differences with Ann Coulter?
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Comicsartist A TRUE comic's artist Tournaments Won: 5 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: We'll miss ya, George. Posts: 6,284 My Mood: Blog Entries: 6 Thanks: 59 Thanked 98 Times in 62 Posts	BENNIFER!!! We hardly knew ye! __________________ The art of a first rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing thoughts in mind at the same time while still retaining the ability to function. -F. Scott Fitzgerald-
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Elliott suggestive human Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Los Angeles (Westwood) Posts: 1,046 My Mood: Thanks: 24 Thanked 31 Times in 20 Posts	I had little hope for Coulterstein. __________________
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ericgtr Administrator Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Oregon Posts: 4,859 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 47 Thanked 279 Times in 161 Posts	If you are a man, she would make you sit down to pee at her house. __________________ Barack Obama - Get the facts at BarackObamaWatch.com
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chrisbb Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 4,441 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 61 Thanked 39 Times in 29 Posts	i bet he lost that foolish smile when she took off her underwear
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TrueBlueAmerican Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,059 Thanks: 22 Thanked 26 Times in 17 Posts	I guess Andrew Stein wasnt "a good Jew".
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Rollerball Sarcasm Is Blue Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,349 Thanks: 46 Thanked 65 Times in 46 Posts	if I could cross-thread a little here with the cannibal thread... Wouldn't you just love to see Ann Coulter's skull? Naked. (Soup Optional)
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