I awoke today feeling better than I have in a while. I awoke knowing that America can change.

I awoke knowing the racist idiots in our country are the minority.

I awoke knowing it's our time now.

I threw on my Obama '08 shirt, walked into Starbucks, bought a grande pumpkin spice latte with two extra shots of espresso and celebrated victory with the other latte sipping elitists in the room.

I walked into work and shouted VICTORY! Much to...

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Eight years ago, when I was but a wee pup right out of high school, I worked at a dead end job pressing burgers. Pressing burgers for overweight people on shoe string budgets who couldn't afford the burgers I pressed unless they had a coupon, for minimum wage.

It was a thrilling pastime.

"You charge how much for a single?"

"Two forty-nine, ma'am."

"I've changed my mine."

On the outside, I had...

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