Electoral Gojira [Godzilla]

The third head of the Gidora Clinton monster has emerged. Now it scorches the campaign trails with three gouts of flame burning anyone and anything standing in its way.

To counter it, the terror of New York City, Gojiraini stomps onto the scene, but proves to be even more destructive, himself attacking the defending army for simply being underfoot.

Just when we thought things couldn't get worse Meca-Cain-zilla rumbles along fighting his fello mutant reptile, but who knows what lies under the phoney scales or who ultimately controls the mechanical monstrosity.

Still more trouble looms as the Romney sluge beast creeps stealthfully along. Morphing itself into whatever form best suits its momentary needs. A host of monsters rampaging across the countryside force the wee little people to scurry and flee for their lives.

If only we can summon Monthra to save us. Alas it's not to be. The perennially dying and rebirthing hero is being chased ofd as we speak, his wings scoured and smoldering. his nature- so we're told, too kindly and decent to fight such titanic horrors.

Woe is the plight of humanity in this age of great and terrible creatures dominating the landscape. We're reduce to rodents scattering before the earthquaking footfalls of dinosaurs, our puny sqeaks barely heard for their roaring and battling for supremacy.