mudwhistle

After months of trying to justify a pre-planned rush to war with Iran, the Bush Junta is now scrambling to put its own spin on a leaked Pentagon memo which reveals that the Iranian regime scrapped it's nuclear weapons program way back in 2003. Coincidentally, that was the same year Libya's Moammar Khadaffi announced plans to dismantle his own WMD's and comply fully with UN resolutions. But something else occured in 2003, something that makes you wonder if it all really is just a silly coincidence. You see, 2003 was the year that a certain political figure decided to do a certain something that a majority of Americans were strongly against, something that drew sharp criticism and widespread ridicule at the time.

Yes, 2003 was the year that John Kerry officially announced he was running for President. Wonderful news to you and I, but the very thought of a decorated war hero thrice wounded on the battlefields of Vietnam serving as our Commander-in-Chief must've scared the bejeebers out of our enemies in a fashion reminiscent of Jingus Khan. I'm sure the brilliant speech Kerry gave to kick off his campaign had ol' Mahmoud Ahmadinejad quaking in his khussas. If not the line about Terayza personifying American ideals, then certainly the part where Kerry slammed Bush's reckless and ineffective foreign policies. If Chimpy had any sense at all, he would've mailed a copy of that speech to Ariel Sharon and every other nuclear power that threatens our national security and World Peace. But Bush had better things to do. He was too busy launching his pointless war in Iraq, a war that has proven to be a total waste of time.

http://blamebush.typepad.com/blamebu...armless-a.html

JeffinCO

Another pathetic fecal attemt at humor from an anonymous author. (kinda disappointed thay didnt bring up Clintons cock, but oh well)

Jeez, I wonder why nobody claims these journalistic gems that plop from that sphincter of a website.

"Everyone here is dumber having heard that"

If this is the best anti-liberal crap you can find to cut and paste, well...the left is doing much better than your team is.

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