CHRISBB! Do you know, or are you, mr. sandy wong?

ciaobox2007 · 01-03-2008, 08:40 PM

Creme de la Weird

Mr. Sandy Wong, 45, was sentenced in November in Edmonton, Alberta, to 90 days in jail for three counts of indecent exposure, including masturbating with his pants down while sitting on the roof of a BMW at a local agriculture fair. According to a psychiatrist, Wong said he is sexually attracted to the BMW's roof because "it's curved like a woman's body," but he also has been aroused by a 1967 Camaro, a 1965 Chevy Bel Air, a 2005 MiniCooper and a 1991 Buick Century. [Edmonton Sun, 11-23-07][/quote]

DRS112 · 01-03-2008, 08:44 PM

Comicsartist · 01-03-2008, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by DRS112

Let me join your chorus...

chrisbb · 01-03-2008, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by ciaobox2007

Creme de la Weird

Mr. Sandy Wong, 45, was sentenced in November in Edmonton, Alberta, to 90 days in jail for three counts of indecent exposure, including masturbating with his pants down while sitting on the roof of a BMW at a local agriculture fair. According to a psychiatrist, Wong said he is sexually attracted to the BMW's roof because "it's curved like a woman's body," but he also has been aroused by a 1967 Camaro, a 1965 Chevy Bel Air, a 2005 MiniCooper and a 1991 Buick Century. [Edmonton Sun, 11-23-07]

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i saw this a while ago. no, i do not know him.

my girlfriend was intrigued. she hoped he is not Taiwanese

chrisbb · 01-03-2008, 11:06 PM

i do have to add to what he said about BMWs

have you noticed that the glass orange fanta bottles are shaped like a woman? kinda sexy

Duvidoo · 01-04-2008, 07:16 AM

Methinks Mr Wong is a fan of David Cronenberg's Crash ... I recall a lady becoming enamoured of and sexually involved with a car early on in the film ... later people seemed to be getting aroused only after losing limbs and such in flaming crashes on the Don Valley Extension ... I always check the shoulders when driving on that road in case there are still any wounded couples making out in the gravel. Only in Canada, you say? Pity.

JeffinCO · 01-04-2008, 10:55 AM

This whole think cracked me up so I decided to find some funny joikin stories,...found this.
http://www.jackinworld.com/library/articles/funny.html

A few of my favs. -

- Another story involved a guy who lived alone driving home from work on his birthday, feeling horny, and deciding to take care of business right there in his car after he had pulled into his garage. As he finished, he realized that he didn't have anything to clean up with, so he waddled with his pants around his ankles from the garage into his kitchen to get a paper towel. As soon as he opened the kitchen door, he saw about 10 of his friends standing in his kitchen, holding a big cake, and yelling, "Surprise! Happy birthday!" Of course, he was beyond embarrassed, and everyone had a good laugh over it. The next year, he arrived home from work, didn't masturbate, went into his kitchen, and found 4 of the guys from the previous year, pants around their ankles and stroking their erections, with a big penis-shaped cake waiting on the table.

- A college guy was on a webcam with his girlfriend, who was across the state at another college. A friend who lived across campus called to say that his PC was down — he wanted this guy to look up some information on the Web. After giving his friend the information, he went down the hall of his dorm without shutting down his PC. Two hours later, he returned, did some reading, and then brought up some erotic pictures and started to masturbate. In a few minutes his phone rang again — it was his girlfriend, who asked him, "Having fun?" He realized with a start that he had forgotten to shut down his webcam.

LOL!

ciaobox2007 · 01-04-2008, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by JeffinCO

This whole think cracked me up so I decided to find some funny joikin stories,...found this.
http://www.jackinworld.com/library/articles/funny.html

A few of my favs. -

- Another story involved a guy who lived alone driving home from work on his birthday, feeling horny, and deciding to take care of business right there in his car after he had pulled into his garage. As he finished, he realized that he didn't have anything to clean up with, so he waddled with his pants around his ankles from the garage into his kitchen to get a paper towel. As soon as he opened the kitchen door, he saw about 10 of his friends standing in his kitchen, holding a big cake, and yelling, "Surprise! Happy birthday!" Of course, he was beyond embarrassed, and everyone had a good laugh over it. The next year, he arrived home from work, didn't masturbate, went into his kitchen, and found 4 of the guys from the previous year, pants around their ankles and stroking their erections, with a big penis-shaped cake waiting on the table.

- A college guy was on a webcam with his girlfriend, who was across the state at another college. A friend who lived across campus called to say that his PC was down — he wanted this guy to look up some information on the Web. After giving his friend the information, he went down the hall of his dorm without shutting down his PC. Two hours later, he returned, did some reading, and then brought up some erotic pictures and started to masturbate. In a few minutes his phone rang again — it was his girlfriend, who asked him, "Having fun?" He realized with a start that he had forgotten to shut down his webcam.

LOL!

webcams. the worst.

Malkavian · 01-04-2008, 02:21 PM

Good choice of a car.

EvilMonkey · 01-04-2008, 03:08 PM

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a 2005 MiniCooper

Isn't that mini porn? For shame

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Duvidoo Gone Tarpon Fishing Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 2,467 Thanks: 75 Thanked 14 Times in 12 Posts	Methinks Mr Wong is a fan of David Cronenberg's Crash ... I recall a lady becoming enamoured of and sexually involved with a car early on in the film ... later people seemed to be getting aroused only after losing limbs and such in flaming crashes on the Don Valley Extension ... I always check the shoulders when driving on that road in case there are still any wounded couples making out in the gravel. Only in Canada, you say? Pity.
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JeffinCO Lebowski Achiever Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 2,250 My Mood: Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 12 Thanked 59 Times in 47 Posts	This whole think cracked me up so I decided to find some funny joikin stories,...found this. http://www.jackinworld.com/library/articles/funny.html A few of my favs. - - Another story involved a guy who lived alone driving home from work on his birthday, feeling horny, and deciding to take care of business right there in his car after he had pulled into his garage. As he finished, he realized that he didn't have anything to clean up with, so he waddled with his pants around his ankles from the garage into his kitchen to get a paper towel. As soon as he opened the kitchen door, he saw about 10 of his friends standing in his kitchen, holding a big cake, and yelling, "Surprise! Happy birthday!" Of course, he was beyond embarrassed, and everyone had a good laugh over it. The next year, he arrived home from work, didn't masturbate, went into his kitchen, and found 4 of the guys from the previous year, pants around their ankles and stroking their erections, with a big penis-shaped cake waiting on the table. - A college guy was on a webcam with his girlfriend, who was across the state at another college. A friend who lived across campus called to say that his PC was down — he wanted this guy to look up some information on the Web. After giving his friend the information, he went down the hall of his dorm without shutting down his PC. Two hours later, he returned, did some reading, and then brought up some erotic pictures and started to masturbate. In a few minutes his phone rang again — it was his girlfriend, who asked him, "Having fun?" He realized with a start that he had forgotten to shut down his webcam. LOL! __________________ "Oh, what a lovely little.."
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