Important message from the NOrth Pole

God Is Santa for Adults · 12-03-2007, 02:19 PM

Please send me my 10% cut as usual...

Sincerely,
Santa

JeffinCO · 12-03-2007, 02:23 PM

You know, ...come to think of it, do you think there is anyone that loves Christmas in America as much as the Chinese?

Cha-fucking-ching.

Teri B. · 12-03-2007, 02:24 PM

Who needs elves. I bet undocumented immigrants would be thrilled to have these jobs.

jdanton · 12-03-2007, 04:36 PM

I wrote this thing many years ago and sent copies via mail to various friends with kids.

Still have some in my file cabinet, so I thought you all might get a kick out of it.

The_Heretic · 12-03-2007, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by JeffinCO

You know, ...come to think of it, do you think there is anyone that loves Christmas in America as much as the Chinese?

Cha-fucking-ching.

The Japanese have celebrated Christmas since the late seventies.

And- yes, for the same reason$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

The_Heretic · 12-03-2007, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Teri B.

Who needs elves. I bet undocumented immigrants would be thrilled to have these jobs.

"Daddy, daddy! Santa's on teh roof! I can hear'em!"

[father looks up at the ceiling] "The hell that's Santa." [then throws open the door and bolts outside. "Hey, mother fucker, what the hell you doin' on my goddamn roof!!"

"Oh, sorry senior, Santa has- what you say, 'labor shortage.'"

jdanton · 12-04-2007, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Heretic

"Daddy, daddy! Santa's on teh roof! I can hear'em!"

[father looks up at the ceiling] "The hell that's Santa." [then throws open the door and bolts outside. "Hey, mother fucker, what the hell you doin' on my goddamn roof!!"

"Oh, sorry senior, Santa has- what you say, 'labor shortage.'"

I wonder if my home insurance covers damage done by the sleigh and reindeer?

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JeffinCO Lebowski Achiever Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 2,250 My Mood: Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 12 Thanked 59 Times in 47 Posts	You know, ...come to think of it, do you think there is anyone that loves Christmas in America as much as the Chinese? Cha-fucking-ching. __________________ "Oh, what a lovely little.."
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Teri B. Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 6,315 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 36 Thanked 56 Times in 34 Posts	Who needs elves. I bet undocumented immigrants would be thrilled to have these jobs.
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jdanton Puddy Tat Watch Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 3,806 My Mood: Thanks: 38 Thanked 51 Times in 38 Posts	I wrote this thing many years ago and sent copies via mail to various friends with kids. Still have some in my file cabinet, so I thought you all might get a kick out of it. __________________ Author: Memoirs of a Sleepless Mind, a book you CAN judge by its cover.
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