EvilMonkey

I was in a phone conference with several others and I may be wrong but I'm pretty sure one dude took a leak while he was talking

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DRS112

HAHA! Well...you gotta do what you gotta do I gues....

W.M.DEEEZ

Maybe he was running water in the sink?

Often, I will be on a business call, and start rinsing my coffee cup in the sink. If the water hits something already in the sink, and begins to fill it, it sounds just like someone taking a helacious leak!


I usually try to make it obvious that I'm at the sink

Ouroboros

I usually leave it up to their imagination and when I'm done at the sink, I let out a big sigh of relief.

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EvilMonkey

Yeah but if you hear clink.. woooosh it's sort of a dead giveaway. Some people just don't care about that sort of thing, at my last job I went into the bathroom once and there was some dude sitting on the can and you could hear him unwrapping food and eating! Fucking unbelievable, anyway I laughed out loud.

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ciaobox2007

can you hear it right now? i have a laptop.

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W.M.DEEEZ

Once, while on a boat with a buddy, I took a leak in one of the little buckets we use to hold bait while changing fishing spots.

Although there was no bait in the bucket, the water still was. I would guess that the bucket could hold a little less than a gallon of water.


Well, I was taking vitamins on a regular basis back then, and my piss was fluorescent green/yellow from the b vitamins.


I finished pissing into this already "almost full" bucket, and because of the vitamins the whole thing was very yellow. I made sure he saw the bucket, as I said "Man, did I have to piss!"



His jaw dropped, as he asked me if I just filled that fuc**ng pail!






I couldn't resist.

gorillamom

Well, if you're someone like me who has water diabetes and has to pee every 2 hours, that's with medication, and every 30 minutes without meds, the last thing you care about is what other people hear. I was able to pee on the side of I-5 in front of a cop and he had no clue what I was doing. I wear a long coat and have great aim for a female!

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W.M.DEEEZ

Didn't someone invent a device that a woman can use in order to pee in a urinal?


I think it's a plastic device, similar to a mini funnel.



Either way, now I know why Refuge is always telling me that you're a real pisser!

Refuge51

OMG. He's lying G-Mom! The little shit...

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