The dumbest ever quiz answers

Elliott · 02-07-2008, 05:29 AM

The dumbest ever quiz answers
By Paul Majendie
Thu Jan 31, 11:47 AM ET
LONDON (Reuters) -
Question: What was Gandhi's first name? Contestant's answer: Goosey Goosey.

Warning to all those know-alls who shout at the television screen when contestants offer dumb answers to blindingly obvious questions -- one day that could be you.

From regional radio shows to "Who Wants To be a Millionaire?" and "University Challenge," people make fools of themselves -- as internet site www.jumpingjacksbar.com found in collating some of the worst howlers.

Here are leading contenders for the "Dumb Down" gold medal:

Presenter: What happened in Dallas on November 22,1963?

Contestant: I don't know, I wasn't watching it then

Presenter: Which American actor is married to Nicole Kidman?

Contestant: Forrest Gump

Presenter: In which country is Mount Everest?

Contestant: Er, it's not in Scotland is it?

Presenter: Name a film starring Bob Hoskins that is also the

name of a famous painting by Leonardo da Vinci

Contestant: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Presenter: In which European city was the first opera house

opened in 1637?

Contestant: Sydney

Presenter: How long did the Six-Day War between Egypt and

Israel last?

Contestant: (after long pause) Fourteen days

Presenter: Where did the D-Day landings take place?

Contestant: (after pause) Pearl Harbor?

Presenter: What is the currency in India

Contestant: Ramadan

Presenter: Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which

jungle-swinging character clad only in a loin cloth did he

play?

Contestant: Jesus

ianmine · 02-07-2008, 05:31 AM

goosey goosey ghandi?!?!?!?

02-07-2008, 05:29 AM	#1 (permalink)
Elliott suggestive human Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Los Angeles (Westwood) Posts: 1,078 My Mood: Thanks: 25 Thanked 31 Times in 20 Posts	The dumbest ever quiz answers The dumbest ever quiz answers By Paul Majendie Thu Jan 31, 11:47 AM ET LONDON (Reuters) - Question: What was Gandhi's first name? Contestant's answer: Goosey Goosey. Warning to all those know-alls who shout at the television screen when contestants offer dumb answers to blindingly obvious questions -- one day that could be you. From regional radio shows to "Who Wants To be a Millionaire?" and "University Challenge," people make fools of themselves -- as internet site www.jumpingjacksbar.com found in collating some of the worst howlers. Here are leading contenders for the "Dumb Down" gold medal: Presenter: What happened in Dallas on November 22,1963? Contestant: I don't know, I wasn't watching it then Presenter: Which American actor is married to Nicole Kidman? Contestant: Forrest Gump Presenter: In which country is Mount Everest? Contestant: Er, it's not in Scotland is it? Presenter: Name a film starring Bob Hoskins that is also the name of a famous painting by Leonardo da Vinci Contestant: Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Presenter: In which European city was the first opera house opened in 1637? Contestant: Sydney Presenter: How long did the Six-Day War between Egypt and Israel last? Contestant: (after long pause) Fourteen days Presenter: Where did the D-Day landings take place? Contestant: (after pause) Pearl Harbor? Presenter: What is the currency in India Contestant: Ramadan Presenter: Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which jungle-swinging character clad only in a loin cloth did he play? Contestant: Jesus __________________
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02-07-2008, 05:31 AM	#2 (permalink)
ianmine Sacrebleu Bullwinkle!! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: The Yukon Posts: 2,004 My Mood: Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 8 Thanked 12 Times in 7 Posts	goosey goosey ghandi?!?!?!?
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