W.M.DEEEZ

So...you've been working double, and triple shifts since sometime last summer, and FINALLY you break down and get rid of that old car that was being held together with scotch tape, and bubble gum.



You get your new car home, and it isn't sitting in the driveway for two hours, when you go outside and find this...










Immediately, you know who the culprit is...







Question...Do you


Cut off his front feet?

Cut off his back feet?


Pick him up, and in that ridiculous voice you use when talking to him, politely apologize for getting rid of that old car that he used to love laying all over, because it held the sun's heat on these cold days?

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Kanadesaga

You apologize.










and hope he forgives you.

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"..., because hope don't park the motherfucking car."

W.M.DEEEZ

Somehow, I thought you might say that!


He always forgives me

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neptune

And then promise to keep him inside where it's safe.

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Holy Mudhead, mackerel! Morse Science High!
It's....disappeared!
-- Firesign Theatre

MarkMiller

Best to apologise.....I wouldn't want this guy mad at me! LOL!

W.M.DEEEZ

Yes...you notice how he taunts me by sticking his tongue out during his reprimand.


By the way...Franklin has life by the...well you get the idea!

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poetrychic

i concur, you definitely apologise or you cover your car with honey and sit back, when he jumps up there again, point and laugh


beautiful kitty by the way

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slowhand

You will have a steak dinner tonight, and you will save me some..You will cut it in small bite sized pieces..preferably Delmonico..Then you will meet me by the front steps, and you will come alone..No funny business, or I will pee on your brand new car seat

W.M.DEEEZ

I see you've been chatting with Franklin...


I save most of the smallmouths I catch, fillet and skin them, and cook them to his liking.


I hope I'm not poisening him, as the DEC informs me that the bass are full of Mercury around here.



In my next life, I want to be one of MY pets.

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ibex

This is just one more reason why it's a bad idea to let the cat outside, that and the fact that you might very well squash him while backing said car out of the driveway.