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Old 02-15-2008, 07:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Michael Jackson Shoots Man

The Enquirer - Homicide arrest overnight

Okay...okay...Not the Michael Jackson, but who here would pass up the opportunity to title a thread thusly?
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Trying to top green golf balls, eh?
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Old 02-15-2008, 09:09 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Nothing can top the Green Golf Ball tale, man. Save the purple feather boa one...
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Purple feather boa? Lets hear it.
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Purple feather boa? Lets hear it.
Sorry, no can do. I don't like torches and pitch-forks.
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Michael couldn't have done it...he has a solid alibi...He was sick in the hospital...apparently he ate a six year old wiener.
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