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Tooth Falls From Crooked Politician's Rotting Mouth Of Lies

Tax-evading wiretapper Jeanine Pirro, who might have knowingly tried to put an innocent man in jail this one time, lost a tooth on Gerlado last night when God became tired of her relentless lies and decided to punish her live on Fox News. The tooth, or maybe it was some sort of cosmetic cap designed to fraudulently misrepresent her evil-infested mouth, fell off right when she was saying something about how Democrats aren't really democratic because they have superdelegates. Geraldo just laughed at her and pretended to listen as she kept talking, but then later he said she had "consulted her dentist and is now back from the break ." You'll probably laugh too, at her and not with her:

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"And now to discuss this bizarre development are our correspondants:




Pike Pen



and,




Whitey McFang.


"Okay, Whitey tell us, what would your response be if you lost a tooth on air or otherwise."

WmF: "Well it'd be over for me. Not only would I lose my drive to cover traffic- those herds are tough as is, but I'm sure I'd starve. Number one cause of death for us actually... or so it use to be before sexually repressed white guys started going out west with rifles."

Pike: "It's funny, but if this had happened to Anteater Candor he'd go on business as usual and never give it one thought. 'Course our camera crew would still live in fear of him."

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"Enough!!" -so rang Barack Obama's voice off the walls of Mile High Stadium