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Old 04-11-2008, 09:51 PM   #11 (permalink)
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You should take a saw or a laser or something that can cut through metal and slice that meter's poles straight through and stick it in your trunk. Not only do you not have to pay for the parking, but you get a bunch of change later when you bust that thing open at home. If a cop catches you sawing the meter off, just say you are running an experiment.
Why not just take a hammer and break the meter open right there? And split the change with the cop to make him more understanding of your predicament. "It was self defense officer. The meter assaulted me. Came out of nowhere, it did."
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Old 04-11-2008, 09:56 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 04-11-2008, 09:57 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Try the bottle with the red cap. It looks like it might be potent.
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There.
Blow shit up with Coca-Cola.

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Old 04-11-2008, 10:02 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Blow shit up with Coca-Cola.

That needs to be their new slogan.
Behold the drink of the future.

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Why not just take a hammer and break the meter open right there? And split the change with the cop to make him more understanding of your predicament. "It was self defense officer. The meter assaulted me. Came out of nowhere, it did."
Because that would be more practical. That is why you are the genius and I am the madman.
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Thank you Kana for stickifying the most importantest of threads.

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I was going to guess Fallout, but now I see that the address has Fallout in it.
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