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Old 04-14-2008, 06:13 PM   #11 (permalink)
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poor fellas...no wonder you guys leave the seat up all the time
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Old 04-14-2008, 06:14 PM   #12 (permalink)
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poor fellas...no wonder you guys leave the seat up all the time
i dont; not after i fell in once
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Old 04-14-2008, 06:18 PM   #13 (permalink)
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i dont; not after i fell in once
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that totally sucks and i can definitely sympathise with that (as most women probably can)...there is almost nothing worse than getting up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and falling in...that is not something you expect to happen and it is quite a rude awakening
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Old 04-14-2008, 06:20 PM   #14 (permalink)
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that totally sucks and i can definitely sympathise with that (as most women probably can)...there is almost nothing worse than getting up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and falling in...that is not something you expect to happen and it is quite a rude awakening
eh...it just goes to show that women are as good at parking their rears as they are parking their cars.
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Old 04-14-2008, 06:23 PM   #15 (permalink)
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eh...it just goes to show that women are as good at parking their rears as they are parking their cars.


who turns on the light in the middle of the night to use the bathroom? and if you do, why would you want to?

now i just check to make sure the seat is down before hand
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I always use the stalls for the disabled. They live like kings.... Once you've tried it, you simply can't go back to the urinal... you feel so cheap. Plus, at work, i also take as much time as i can. I mean, you get paid decent money for taking a dump, how life can get any better than that?
How can you poop in public? Where people can hear you...don't you feel embarrased ?? lol
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Old 04-14-2008, 06:35 PM   #17 (permalink)
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who turns on the light in the middle of the night to use the bathroom? and if you do, why would you want to?

now i just check to make sure the seat is down before hand
Good...you should turn on the lights...otherwise its like driving at night with your headlights off....(A handy tip for you ladies attempting to drive)
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Old 04-14-2008, 06:40 PM   #18 (permalink)
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In the bathroom at work we have 3 urinals side by side with a parition in betweeh them. As I am walking in there, someone else walked in ahead of me and took the middle urinal. So my choices are one to his left and one to his right. I take the one on the right and start pissing away (lots of coffee). He has piss freeze, I hear squirt.. then a pause for like 5 seconds.. then squirt.. then he gave up and bailed. Meanwhile I'm still pissing like a russian race horse.

Moral of this story, if you aren't comfortable pissing right next to someone then take one of the fucking urinals on the end.
Wow, you guys have it rough.
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How can you poop in public? Where people can hear you...don't you feel embarrased ?? lol
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Wow, you guys have it rough.
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