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04-14-2008, 04:14 PM
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Urinals and Privacy
In the bathroom at work we have 3 urinals side by side with a parition in betweeh them. As I am walking in there, someone else walked in ahead of me and took the middle urinal. So my choices are one to his left and one to his right. I take the one on the right and start pissing away (lots of coffee). He has piss freeze, I hear squirt.. then a pause for like 5 seconds.. then squirt.. then he gave up and bailed. Meanwhile I'm still pissing like a russian race horse.
Moral of this story, if you aren't comfortable pissing right next to someone then take one of the fucking urinals on the end. |
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04-14-2008, 04:17 PM
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04-14-2008, 05:09 PM
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I always use the stalls for the disabled. They live like kings.... Once you've tried it, you simply can't go back to the urinal... you feel so cheap. Plus, at work, i also take as much time as i can. I mean, you get paid decent money for taking a dump, how life can get any better than that?
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04-14-2008, 05:16 PM
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 I agree with you btw eric...it always pisses me off when someone chooses the middle one... |
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04-14-2008, 06:12 PM
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