K2Flex

I "learned" that out after I had to go to "outpatient therapy" 3 times a week, plus AA twice a week, and I had to get a paper signed every time I went. I knew what I did was wrong, but shit I'd rather pay a 5,000 fine and a loss of license for a year, instead of 2.5 years and cost over 10K in fines, lawyer, "treatment", loss of income, etc, etc.

Even still now, it sucks driving, just in the fact when my plates get run at night, I'm guaranteed to be stopped. It never fails.

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Kanadesaga

That sucks! But, the cost of drunk drivers is high. Much higher than the money involved. I've been lucky, drove drunk more times than I can count, no DWIs, just pure dumb luck. and now? I 'll never do it again. I'd walk first.

babylonDon

It's an industry now.

This doesn't REALLY fit, but one evening I was meeting some friends for drinks, and on the way, I saw a street vendor selling clown noses, wax teeth, and disposable cameras

The trick is to wait a couple hours before breaking the stuff out. But I had pics of about a dozen drunk people in wax lips and clown noses.

Good clean fun.



Oh. And then I backed over a nun.

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Kanadesaga

What?! Couldn't find any crippled children?

babylonDon

They have curfews.

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W.M.DEEEZ

There are consequences for serving alcohol to minors

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anhailla

you should post some of the pictures...it's not like we are going to know any of those clowns

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babylonDon

There were only hard copies.....

But for future reference, wax lips stick to beer pitchers pretty well.

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anhailla

Thanks for the tip, nothing like solid, practical advice....





(P.S BD...it's called a scanner....bring out the clowns! I will not rest until they are on this thread)

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Dead dog sex man faces jail
Wednesday, February 28, 2007

A judge in the United States has ruled that even though Michigan law does not explicitly define sex with a dead dog as a crime, charges against a local man will stand.

Announcing a trial date, Judge Joseph K. Sheeran confirmed 45-year-old Ronald E. Kuch will face charges of sodomy, indecent exposure and resisting and obstructing an Animal Control officer.

If convicted of either of the first two charges, Kuch will then have a hearing on May 30, at which Sheeran will determine whether Kuch is a "sexually delinquent person."

If so, the judge could sentence Kuch to prison for any amount of time, from one day to a year, on top of the sentence from the initial charges, which carry up to 15 years in prison.

Kuch's lawyer, Kathryn Fehrman, argued that Michigan's statute on sodomy and bestiality is vague and does not outlaw sex with a dead dog.

Kuch is accused of sexual contact with the carcass of his girlfriend's dog on Oct. 20, about a week after the animal had been hit by a car.

The alleged crime occurred near a Day Care Centre on a school day.

The teacher was leading an Animal Control officer to the dead dog so he could dispose of it when the pair discovered Kuch, who allegedly scuffled with the officer before fleeing into the woods.

Fehrman asked Sheeran to overrule District Judge Craig D. Alston, who found probable cause that a crime had been committed and that Kuch was the perpetrator.

But Sheeran said Fehrman's interpretation of the sodomy law, which outlaws "crimes against nature" and bestiality as well, was off base.

He said she "attempts to use textualization to read the meaning out of the statute and argue that morality has no place in the law."

Fehrman had said in previous written and oral arguments that a dead dog is not an animal and therefore cannot be violated against its will.

Sheeran said the purpose of the sodomy law is not to protect a specific victim, necessarily, but "to prevent people from debasing and dehumanizing themselves."

Sheeran also upheld the indecent exposure charge. He said it was irrelevant whether the patch of woods where the alleged crime committed was public or private property.

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