Dianekkdi

Last night I dreamt that I was on a Space station. There was a radio signal buzzing through the hull. It was a warning of something. I was trying to explain as much to 3 men in the crew, but it was time for dinner.
I was making fish pie and I forgot pie crust. I had to walk back along the hull where the hum of the radio signal seemed to be. I shook my head at the inattentiveness. I picked up my pie crust from the commissary. It didn't come wrapped so it didn't have a label. Besides the warning was in the radio signal so it didn't have to be on the pie crust.

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W.M.DEEEZ

Your point is well taken, but the two here make sense to me.


The notification on the doggie shampoo is to let you know that no animals were tortured in the testing process. The labs test baby shampoo by putting it in the eyes of animals, to see how much it will burn baby's eyes.


It's shampoo...if you don't get it in your dogs eyes, all should be fine. I don't think they need to test to see if it blinds your dog, just to avoid a lawsuit...Don hit the nail on the head about dumb warnings.

Spackle buckets have a picture of a baby climbing into the bucket, with a big line through it. I guess some idiot let their kid drown in a spackle bucket full of water once. Now, we get to pay a little more for joint compound, because they had to design, and print this logo on every bucket.




The drug that women shouldn't handle, is to shrink an enlarged prostate. They do this by giving female hormones to men. It stands to reason that it could be dangerous to pregnant women.


One of my favorites is the disclaimer at the very end of the commercial for the drug they give for "restless leg syndrome"....



"You may develop a strong urge to gamble, or have sex"


Gonna find me a girl, with shaky legs!

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babylonDon

Yeah, that restless leg one is bizarre.

I mean, I get how a pill could have the side effect of increasing your libido, but uncontrollable gambling?

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W.M.DEEEZ

Probably gives you mild bipolar disorder....no worry, they have a pill for that!

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babylonDon

But I bet it won't!!!!

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markfarmer

Preparation H states "Do not take orally"

slowhand

I heard you shave you ass and walk backward..How does that work out for ya?..

Comicsartist

A friend of mine mistook Icy Hot for Preparation H once...

I heard his scream and he lives ten miles from me.

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W.M.DEEEZ

Ouch...I don't even like the morning after eating spicy foods.


Probably why I don't eat hot stuff.

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leftparadise

thanks for posting that link - i laughed so hard i cried trying to tell my DH about "Mattress - warning do not attempt to swallow"

(I had a really rough week and needed that laugh sooooo bad - ty again)