Environment Man

Thank you for the compliment. It is the first lesson of the student.

Environment Man

So you expect me to beleive that you cross the golf course to get to the shopping center without driving over any fairways. Please. Do you think I am Bill Murray? You KNOW you cut across fairways. You even do it when the fairways are wet, thus damaging them. Do you have car tire divot repair sand and seed on your electric cart?

And how do you 'soup up' and electric cart?

JeffinCO

Legalize hemp.

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Environment Man

Okay Woody. I've TOLD you I will not be in your next movie.

Sean

I play, I have etiquette. It's called staying on the edge of the course until I get between a couple of boxes and then I cut through to the cart path.

Environment Man

Cutting between greens and boxes is EVEN WORSE. You are ruining the chipping areas onto the greens. Geez. No wonder my short game suffers so much. Electric cart hacks like you are munching up the areas around the greens.

AND that causes erosion on the tee boxes and makes them slant. Now you have me pushing show right because I am hitting on an upward incline. Walk man. Get some exercises and stop destroying the golf course.

JeffinCO

Sometimes the answer is painfully simple, Cochise.

...blaming Sean for your short game..

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Environment Man

Well sean is driving that damn electric cart all over the golf course messing up the green areas and tee boxes and increasing global warming by recharging that golf cart. It should run on hemp.

JeffinCO

Now we're talking....
..some northern lights might actually help that short game too...

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Environment Man

Dadgum right. Cellulosic is the way to go. Can you drink cellulosic?