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Old 03-05-2008, 08:41 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Flash: Barack Obama Was Never Married To Bill Clinton!!

My sources inside the Clinton campaign have just informed me of what may be the 11th hour shocker we've all been expecting: Barack Obama has never been married to Bill Clinton.

He may have turned the raghead photo against our beloved Hillary, but there's no way for Obama to spin this one. Wikipedia confirms that Obama has never been married to Bill Clinton, and he therefore doesn't have an ounce of the experience Hillary does in foreign affairs, internal affairs, or any of Bill's affairs for that matter.

This is a man who presumes to be qualified to protect Americans against enemies foreign and domestic, yet in the likely event that Bill Clinton should have an affair, Obama would be ill-prepared to handle the ensuing Republican Attack machine or the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy to overthrow his presidency. For all his empty rhetoric about "hope", I doubt he could even point out a brothel on the map, and would be hard-pressed to contact the former president for advice in the case of an emergency. Yet he wants us all to believe that he can lead our puppy-killing troops to the glorious surrender in Iraq that real progressives have always hoped for.

BlameBush!: FLASH: BARACK OBAMA WAS NEVER MARRIED TO BILL CLINTON!!
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My sources inside the Clinton campaign have just informed me of what may be the 11th hour shocker we've all been expecting: Barack Obama has never been married to Bill Clinton.

He may have turned the raghead photo against our beloved Hillary, but there's no way for Obama to spin this one. Wikipedia confirms that Obama has never been married to Bill Clinton, and he therefore doesn't have an ounce of the experience Hillary does in foreign affairs, internal affairs, or any of Bill's affairs for that matter.

This is a man who presumes to be qualified to protect Americans against enemies foreign and domestic, yet in the likely event that Bill Clinton should have an affair, Obama would be ill-prepared to handle the ensuing Republican Attack machine or the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy to overthrow his presidency. For all his empty rhetoric about "hope", I doubt he could even point out a brothel on the map, and would be hard-pressed to contact the former president for advice in the case of an emergency. Yet he wants us all to believe that he can lead our puppy-killing troops to the glorious surrender in Iraq that real progressives have always hoped for.

BlameBush!: FLASH: BARACK OBAMA WAS NEVER MARRIED TO BILL CLINTON!!

They just slept together, right?
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Yet he wants us all to believe that he can lead our puppy-killing troops to the glorious surrender in Iraq that real progressives have always hoped for.

You could have said your opinion without the remark above. Specifically speaking about the puppy. Not all troops are that way.
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You could have said your opinion without the remark above. Specifically speaking about the puppy. Not all troops are that way.
It's called satire.

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It's called satire.
It's called disrespecting our soldiers. You stereotype them all as puppy killers when making such a general statement.

This is expected coming from the likes of you.
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