It was a long, hard-fought battle, but with last night's resounding victories, Hillary finally gave a knock-out punch to Hope & Optimism, and is well on her way to defeating Logic & Reason in the general election.
Obama, however, still stubbornly refuses to concede.
"We know this," he told a crowd a rheumy-eyed sheeple after his crushing defeat, "No matter what happens tonight, we have nearly the same delegate lead as we had this morning, and we are on our way to winning this nomination."
That's obviously the Hope talking again. He can deny the truth all he wants, but Hillary has regained her momentum. It's all over for Obama now save for Oprah busting out in song. Perhaps Hillary will take pity on him and give him a job in her cabinet. Maybe she'll even allow him on the same ticket...in a subservient role, of course. If Obama knows what's good for him, he'll put his Hope and his pride aside and step down now, so that Hillary can concentrate her time and her resources on winning in November and becoming the voice of disenfranchised minorities everywhere.
BlameBush!: Hillary Conquers Hope!