EvilMonkey

The Elitist has been invited to PG to answer all of your political questions. He is a Liberal Latte totting elitist and knows what's best for our country. He will be fielding all of your questions on guns, Iraq, the economy, etc. There is no limit to The Elitists wealth of knowledge.

I must warn you that The Elitist tells it how it is and pulls no punches, it's for our own good to hear the truth in no uncertain terms. This is your chance to become enlightened!

babylonDon

Dear Elitist,

Do you hate ALL Americans, or only the ones the Al Qaeda instructs you to?

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brian_wilbanks

I'm wondering what flavor of Late' the elitist prefers with his biscotti.

Elitist.......Billary is desperate beyond belief.

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If you don't like my fire, then don't come around, cuz I'm about to burn one down.

Chantytown

LOL. Awesome.


Dear The Elitist,

We've been hearing a lot about how bitter and angry the poor are. What can be done about this?

I know whenever I feel about aggie, I schedule a couple extra appointments with my primal scream therapist and try to squeeze in a merlot seaweed body scrub.

What do you recommend they do to make themselves feel better?

ibex

It's lily livered, PBS watching, fine arts patron, latte sipping, ACLU supporting, pinko commie Koran kissing fifth columnists like you who are keeping the greatest President in our history from winning the two front war on terror and homosexuals hell bent on destroying America's children. What was I saying? The walls are melting! What was in that sugar cube the neighbors gave me? Auntie Emm! Auntie Emm!:

DanS.

dear all knowing liberal, latte sipping, stinky hippie elitist...are you to elite to participate in a thread designated to you on this lowly message board?

brian_wilbanks

Now THAT'S good stuff.

Did you catch the segemen on Daily show last week where Jon Oliver did a skit on Fox News? Remember the clip where the "reporter" said GWB was known to be one of the most eloquent presidents ever?

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If you don't like my fire, then don't come around, cuz I'm about to burn one down.

winthrop

Well, I have been here for a couple of months now, but it is always good to be finally acknowledged. I will endeavor to answer your questions.

Do you hate ALL Americans, or only the ones the Al Qaeda instructs you to?

I hate no one, although I am inclined to dislike the stupid ones, and Al Qaeda has nothing to do with those choices, although they are often the source of much of the stupid ones' more stupid actions.

I'm wondering what flavor of Late' the elitist prefers with his biscotti.

My favorite flavor, Cherry Red.

Elitist.......Billary is desperate beyond belief.

This is not a question.

We've been hearing a lot about how bitter and angry the poor are. What can be done about this?

I know whenever I feel about aggie, I schedule a couple extra appointments with my primal scream therapist and try to squeeze in a merlot seaweed body scrub.

What do you recommend they do to make themselves feel better?

A trip to Ten Thousand Waves in Santa Fe always soothes my troubled soul...so perhaps a voucher for the spa of choice for every bitter and angry poor person...a massage of every bitter back, a half hour in the hot tub for every angry aching muscle!

What was in that sugar cube the neighbors gave me?

Very likely, the Brown Acid. Every Baby Boomer hippie elitist knows to stay away from the Brown Acid.

dear all knowing liberal, latte sipping, stinky hippie elitist...are you to elite to participate in a thread designated to you on this lowly message board?

No.

Did you catch the segemen on Daily show last week where Jon Oliver did a skit on Fox News? Remember the clip where the "reporter" said GWB was known to be one of the most eloquent presidents ever?

Yes.
By the way, GWB is nothing of the kind. One need not be elitist to know that, simply not stupid.

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Meanwhile, panem et circenses!

brian_wilbanks

I thought Obama was the elitist that the invitation was for. I guess I should pay closer attention.

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If you don't like my fire, then don't come around, cuz I'm about to burn one down.

Rigged

Dear elitest,

Are you like pink?

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