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Urban Dictionary: wigger


1. wigger 6525 up, 442 down

A male caucasion, usually born and raised in the suburbs that displays a strong desire to emulate African American Hip Hop culture and style through "Bling" fashion and generally accepted "thug life" guiding principles.

Often characterized by his car, or "whip": usually an econobox modified with at least twice the car's book value in non-power producing modifications or an SUV with at least 5500 lbs. of curb weight. Traditional trucks can also qualify here, depending on locale (southern states' percentages are higher). All vehicles are also mandated to have at least 19" chrome alloy wheels, regardless of make. The typical wigger is also characterized by a strong desire to adorn gold jewlery (especially heavy gold chains) and athletic warm up suits. All equipment and clothing will be paid for by the parents of the individual in question, or the parents of said individual's "shorty" through the use of said shorty's credit cards.

A general disposition of "hard" will be displayed among other wiggers and to kids around their neighbohood (usually labelled a 'subdivision' or 'gated community' due to its mass produced housing develoment origins). This disposition will immediately be dropped and replaced by a more typical "white boy" disposition when in the presence of actual African Americans ( with exceptions: Those whose origins trace to the suburbs being the most prominant.).

Wigger: "Yo kid, you best be watchin' ya step!"

Typical Suburban White Girl: "Didn't you get that Do-rag at Hot topic?"

Wigger: "Yeah, well.. you know how we do!"



2. wigger 3162 up, 381 down

A white guy pretending to be a black one. You know, the kind of guy who walks around in Puffa jackets, with afros, and then wonders why people beat him up when he goes out at night.

"Fo' shizzle, mah nizzle, what's up with you, dawg!"

*WHACK*

"No beef, man, no beef!"

*WHACK*



3. wigger 2962 up, 532 down

Wigger - W(annabe-N)igger



4. wigger 2336 up, 643 down

A pejorative term for a caucasian kid ("white" person) who mimicks language, dress and mannerisms of black ghetto kids.



5. wigger 2335 up, 833 down

A piece of nasty, disgusting, wannabe black, stupid, ignorant, white trash who tries to act black because he thinks it makes him look cool; Low life.

Look at that wigger over there with his Fubu shirt, what a happy person.


6. wigger 1784 up, 444 down

A White Kid pretending to act like hes Black, s/he has appalling spelling and grammar skills and usually finds it hard to speak proper english.

Wigger: Whaddit be up 'omie

Normal Person: What?

Wigger: Yo Nigga Be it up to My omiez down frum da westside of da bronx Brutha Know whaddym Sayin

Normal Person: Learn to speak english

Wigger: whaddu yooz talkin bout niggah, diz iz inglish innit?

Normal Person: No, Thats oompaloompaish or whatever foreign language you speak


7. wigger 1362 up, 285 down

wigger-(n.) one who suffers from "ghettoitis", a disease that occurs mostly in caucasion high school/ college aged males (mostly from rich, white families and suburban homes having 2 or more expensive sports cars or SUVs), causing them to believe that they are african-american and from "the hood", and they they are "missundastood" and will "bust a cap in yo ass" if you "be playa hatin'", they feel driven to listen to rap music as an attempt to blend in with african-american society, sometimes even listening to other sufferers of ghettoitis (ex. eminem, vanilla ice) to feel an even stronger sense of belonging. there is no cure for this illness but it has many side effexts, such as tripping over ridiculously large pants and boots, wearing funny hats, and speaking ebonics, as well as annoying all of those around them.

-"fuck you wigger"
-"yo step off son get out of ma grill i'm'a bust a cap in yo ass fool dont make me get ma dawgs on yo ass, its about to get bloody in in here, i'll get ma shawty to sit on yo ass with her ghettttto bootay!"
-"yo dawg y u frontin?"

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Kanadesaga

thank you. Ours has been a two party system since its inception. It is a strength and weakness in the system. a viable third party would certainly energize the other parties.


I have clue. Do you really think god concerns himself with a person's sexuality? I believe that you are subscribing to a vision of morality that never existed. to a morality that is man imposed not divinely sanctioned. You are listening and complying with someone who though the earth was flat and the sun travelled around the world.

and Gay rights is the new civil rights.



No, you can't have it both ways. You can't attribute scientific discoveries to god and some thousands of years old notions of morality and social conduct and equate them as being both true and divine. And IF you do, you cannot then deem which ones you will observe and which ones you won't. All of it or none of it.

Environment Man

Are you entertaining yourself?

Kanadesaga

See, you're wrong in your first three words. Wherever did I say I was an atheist? And if I was an athesit how would that make me a self-worshipper? And I am bound, as everyone is, to that social construct. If I violate that construct there are penalties.

Who he? The man that wrote something on sheepskin or papyrus 6000 years ago, in the geography of the Middle East and you still find relevance in that code of behavior? Do you eat shellfish? Pork? Wear different fabrics? Stone any adulters lately? You have to you know. Some co-worker, neighbor YOU KNOW is fucking around, you are bound by god to go stone that person. If not you'll burn in hell for not following his law. So have you?

slowhand

Since when did it require a brain to lie, and conive?..Mickey the dope could do the same thing..Thats right Eman, what Bush said did not require intelligence, just trailor trash mentallity..What a model Christian

Jonesy

We either kill each other or we find a way to live together without killing each other. Because of things like nukes, we don't have much choice anymore. Is peace really so horrible? How can we find a way to live together if we don't talk to each other (aside from becoming telepathic)?

Environment Man

Yes I do know that God concerns himself with sexuality because it is a powerful tool in the procreation of humanity and with his and her pleasure. His design in that regard was brilliant, particularly the female. He definitely got that really right. Are you bi cause I simply cannot see how you would prefer the male form to the female form in terms of packaging?

God's moral code is perfectly rational to me. I enthusiastically submit myself to it. Well God created the Earth and all of existence so clearly he thought no such thing as the earth being flat. What do those flat earthers have to do with me? Nothing.

You underestimate the opposition. It would be the eqivalent of adultery rights succeeding. Cannot happen.

I can and do absolutely attribute scientific discoveries to God. It provides the basis for my beliefs in quantum mechanics and cosmology. God also provides a fine guide for human conduct. None of his prescriptions are harmful to man. They are all beneficial. I try my best to conform to all of God's requirement. Being imperfect I cannot, but I SEEK to. But my weakness is no reflection on the perfection of God.

Environment Man

Well be clear. I will be. You seem to reject God's laws so I assumed you rejected him as well. Tell me who you are if you want me to know.


Yeah well there is man's law and there is God's law. God's law is THE law. Yet we ARE bound to conform to Caesar's law as long as it does not conflict with God's law.

God's law and God are immutable. Perfect. He is worthy.


I do not and converted when challenged by Titanium Cat from the old Maher board on these issues. TCat was correct in this argument and I gave up pork and shellfish when the logic of her argument could not be refuted. It is right there in the book. And nobody loved lobster more than me. I am also from the South so th pig ruled.

I do not wear wool mixed with other organic fibers. The species barrier was put in place for a very good reason.


I would support legislation requiring the death penalty for adulterers.

Environment Man

Dont speak down about trailer trash. They are God's children too. Some cute women in the trailer park too.

The Israelis seem to love Bush. And I know why.

Environment Man

Yeah. Let's hold hands and sing Kumbaya. And then a round of We Are the World.

Nuclear weapons WILL be used. Humanity has never created a weapon that it didn't use. All it will prove is that mankind is incapable of managing his affairs. We rejected God's rules and made our own. If left to our own devices, we would destroy all of humanity and God's created earth.

And God's point will be proven. And Satan's claim will be absolutely disproven for all time.