Best Bitch Slap

Kanadesaga · 05-29-2008, 02:50 PM

This is how you deal with right wing assholes.

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Posted at 8:08 by D. Aristophanes
Even Malkin has given up on Auschwitzgate, but Dan Riehl and his band of desperados soldier on:

Okay, so we have supposedly learned that it was Obama’s Great Uncle that liberated a sub-section of Buchenwald, not an uncle at Auschwitz. But if sources are correct and unless there’s some arcane military history in his favor, Obama still has a problem.

Apparently, Dan-o couldn’t figure out the great uncle’s middle initial, so that must mean he doesn’t exist. The word went out: KERNERS ARE GO!

Riehl compadre Steve Gilbert of Sweetness & Light did some digging and discovered a website dedicated to preserving the history of the 89th Infantry Division of World War II, the division in which Obama’s great uncle served and helped liberate the Ohrdruf satellite of the Buchenwald concentration camp. Seeking to get to the bottom of a mystery that had been solved hours earlier, Gilbert dutifully fired off an email to the site’s owners, Ray and Mark Kitchell, thus setting up the greatest bitch slap in history:

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—– Original Message —–
From: Steve Gilbert
To: markkitchell@yahoo.com
Sent: Wednesday, May 28, 2008 6:14 AM
Subject: Any Record Of Charles W Payne?

Mr. Kitchell,

As you may have heard by now, Barack Obama has claimed that his great uncle Charlie Payne was a member of the 89th Div that liberated Buchenwald.

According to records his full name is either Charles W Payne or Charles T Payne (most likely the former), and he was born in 1924 — and he is still alive today.

He most likely was from Kansas at the time of enlistment.

Do you have any record of this gentleman?

Thank you,

Steve Gilbert
sweetness-light.com

PS - If you go to my website, you will see that I was probably the first to note the error in Mr. Obama’s first claims about his “uncle.”

Obama Claims His Uncle Liberated Auschwitz | Sweetness & Light
Obama Claims His Uncle Liberated Auschwitz | Sweetness & Light

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The reply was quick and to the point:

Please crawl back under the rock you came out from.

Good day

Raymond Kitchell, veteran 89th Inf Div

Sadly, No! » Best Bitch Slap EVAR

Mithrall · 05-29-2008, 03:23 PM

Gotta love those cranky ole WWII vets, they don't take crap from anybody.

Rollerball · 05-29-2008, 03:29 PM

I refuse to reply to you until you get rid of the pig.

that's just too creepy

Kanadesaga · 05-29-2008, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Rollerball

I refuse to reply to you until you get rid of the pig.

that's just too creepy

Creepy? it's a piglet.

anhailla · 05-29-2008, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Kanadesaga

Creepy? it's a piglet.

Okay, I am from Iowa and like to see the piglets at the fair every year, I can assure you that no piglet has ever been that creepy.

neptune · 05-29-2008, 04:02 PM

Mmmm...pork, the other gray meat.

grumpygirl · 05-29-2008, 04:06 PM

Raymond Kitchell is my new favorite person. I love how polite he is in delivering this bitch slap. "Good day."

I wonder how much time Steve Gilbert spent looking up W's military record? I'll bet none.

babylonDon · 05-30-2008, 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Rollerball

I refuse to reply to you until you get rid of the pig.

that's just too creepy

But he LIKES you! See? He's smiling at you!

leftparadise · 05-30-2008, 12:50 PM

he looks like the one i disected in A&P last semester.....

the pig, not the conservative toe-rag

Kanadesaga · 05-30-2008, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by leftparadise

he looks like the one i disected in A&P last semester.....

the pig, not the conservative toe-rag

aw poor piglet, never grew up to be a ham.

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Rollerball Sarcasm Is Blue Asteroids Champion! Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,375 Thanks: 48 Thanked 72 Times in 49 Posts	I refuse to reply to you until you get rid of the pig. that's just too creepy __________________ Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. Albert Einstein
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neptune eighth stone from the sun Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Silicon Valley, CA Posts: 1,440 My Mood: Thanks: 93 Thanked 52 Times in 24 Posts	Mmmm...pork, the other gray meat. __________________ Holy Mudhead, mackerel! Morse Science High! It's....disappeared! -- Firesign Theatre
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grumpygirl All Smoke, No Mirrors Yeti Sports 1- Long Shot Version Champion!Tournaments Won: 6 Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,362 Thanks: 90 Thanked 70 Times in 52 Posts	Raymond Kitchell is my new favorite person. I love how polite he is in delivering this bitch slap. "Good day." I wonder how much time Steve Gilbert spent looking up W's military record? I'll bet none.
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leftparadise Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: West Coast......of Michigan Posts: 329 My Mood: Thanks: 37 Thanked 30 Times in 18 Posts	he looks like the one i disected in A&P last semester..... the pig, not the conservative toe-rag
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